Austin’s To Do list from yesterday:

Join cousin’s soccer team, follow cousin around field in the opposite direction of ball for entire game . . . Check.

Make pirate hats with my pals at my birthday party . . . Check.

Enjoy pirate ship cake (and give kudos to Mommy for not letting anything fall apart before I got to blow out my “cannon” candles) . . . Check.

Race around the yard with my mates searching for treasure chest filled with candy corn and Silly Bandz . . . Check.

Make it to four alive, relatively healthy and remarkably happy . . . Check.